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OH NOEs!

Wed Oct 15, 2008, 6:08 PM
OH NOES!

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: nothing
  • Reading: box
  • Watching: screen
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing

HEALTH ESSAY!

Wed Oct 8, 2008, 10:11 PM
Health Story: The Tale of Jack the Lumberjack

One eventful day, Jack the lumberjack went to the neighborhood bar to have his daily alcoholic drink. On his way there, he finds some mushrooms (of course he doesn't know that they're magical), so he pockets them and saves them for dinner. When Jack arrived at the bar, he found a plant and thought: “Oh!, I will have salad tonight!” (He did not know that he found a marijuana plant.) So he picked some leaves off and saved them for dinner. Afterwards, Jack the lumberjack ventures into his favorite bar. On his right, Joe Smith the swordsmith lies wasted in the corner with glue sticks coming out his nostrils. Jack, thinking that this “glue stick up the nose idea” is the new style, shoves two gluesticks of his own up his nose and walks around like a drunken man. Trying has hard as he can, his sudden slurred speech cannot be understood as an order for alcohol to the bartender. Like a fool, he jumps up and down doing jumping jacks, but his lack of coordination fails him and he falls to the floor, where dizziness envelops his mind. Digressing from his plan to drink the night away, Jack slips into a drug induced trance where time itself seems to have stopped. Halfway to the door, Jack becomes transfixed to the newly (not dry yet) painted wall. He approaches the wall and takes long whiffs of the great scent of paint. The paint brings bright colors and a sense of drowsy euphoria into his already staggering mind. When outside, Jack meets Selena the Ballerina who hands him a marijuana stick and says: “here, Jack!, smoke this and life will be wonderful!” Due to loss of memory, Jack the Lumberjack woke up the next day with no recollection of his previous day and went on with his life as if nothing happened.

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: LOL
  • Reading: LOL
  • Watching: LOL
  • Playing: LOL
  • Eating: LOL
  • Drinking: LOL

I am no longer the above

Sun Sep 28, 2008, 8:57 PM
well, the allergies went away, and the apprehensiveness (from thinking about asking maya to coro :O) has passed.. the irritability is pretty much gone! yay!

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: sounds from my little brothers interenet game
  • Reading: Brisringr
  • Watching: Computer screen
  • Playing: typing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing

Allergies, Irritablity, Apprehensiveness

Thu Sep 18, 2008, 9:42 PM
Recently, I've been all of the above (title). But for some reason, it doesn't seem so bad when i know other people are doing worse.

  • Mood: Nervous
  • Listening to: Nothing really
  • Reading: Ender's Shadow 3rd Time
  • Watching: Little Brother
  • Playing: Im.. Writing..
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing

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